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My universe is out of alignment. I got shot at, a friend got shot, I fought his girlfriend (okay, fended her off), having hourlong debates with family about a woman I love that isn't that into me causing a family member to think I'm gay, I'm confused about giftgiving and the intent of giving and how it relates to fate, one of my closest friends called me a snitch, my new job sucks and I lost a deposit (temporarily) on a rental car. I need to jack out of the matrix. And fast.