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The general, socio-political and very personal rantings and ravings of a hip hop head from the hood hustling for change... Of himself.

You all know me and are aware that I am unable to remain silent. At times to be silent is to lie. For silence can be interpreted as acquiescence.
—Miguel de Unamuno


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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Hung... Over.

So for the first time ever I get to telecommute from home and I took advantage of it last night in the worst way. I figured that being heard and not seen was a good excuse to be hungover, so I went out. Actually, I went out on Tuesday night as well, but that was standard fare. Upscale sportsbar, private table (by accident... I love V-day cancellations) double date thingee, had the extreme garden salad and onion soup. There.

After the week I had, I felt that I deserved a non-dating night out (to her, Tuesday was considered a date, but whatever man.) to just let the proverbial nuts hang and that's what I did. I just thought I'd share a photo or two...





Night started out okay. I was primed to have a few and watch the games on the monitors at my favorite spot...



Oh shit, post V-day drink specials? What better excuse to overindulge... A little.





We're pretty friggin mellow at this point. Notice the pinky fingers...




I KNOW SONG LYRICS!!! This is the "dancing santa" portion of the evening. We went 90's hip hop so I got my TribeCalledQuest/Fugees/BlackMoon/GangStarr
/SoulsOfMischief/MastaAce/Onyx/SimplyE/DigiblePlanets
/LeadersOfTheNewSchool on





This concludes our broadcast day. Please join us tomorrow when we'll discuss how dude turned himself in and confessed to arson, assault and battery and got hit with $200,000 bond.

That's right. bitches...

They got his ass before I did.

Shame. Now he in the bootyhouse, and this is his third felony conviction too.

I'm putting SO MUCH AnalEase on his commissary.

It's the least I can do.

14 comments:

brooklyn babe said...

Looking at these pics... I'm going to have to hit the old skool classic and bring out some Brand Nubian for you.... I think track
"Slow Down..."

fits best... lol
Heads High
bk babe

TheOneandOnlyInsanely said...

Hassan-I am so mad at you right now. DUDE, ny baby daddy going to the bootyhouse. Why do you have to sy such things as, you're putting AnalEase on his commissary. I mean it would be funny if, and only if, my baby daddy wasn't going..............

nikki said...

i want to laugh but i can't cuz my girl is in pain. *sigh*

Hassan said...

InsaneInTheMembrane: Look, there is one thing I know about K. He already commands the spot and is holding shit down on the block already. He will be all right.

This coward of a human being I'm referring to is a straight up bitch. He cannot defend himself and has already been punked numerous times since Monday according to the information I downloaded off the nigganet.

This does not reflect any disrespect on your BD, but is wishful thinking and humor based on fact on a man that I wish I had the opportunity to kill myself. My anger and haterd towards this man is unrelenting and constant. He achieved his third strike and won't be getting out of the mother fucking FED until I'm fucking 59 years old.

I am praying that he uses a little lube to make his life better while serving time, MINIMUM 25 years, and I hope he still has me on his mind come March 1, 2030 because I will be thinking of him and his destructive nature every damn day until that time he is able to walk the streets as a free, but marked man.

So a little assfucking by an inmate or two is a little wish I have for him to make his stay complete until either I visit him or until he finds freedom, because if I get my chance for "revenge" like he left on the voicemail (with his stupid ass), his ASS is MINE. And I'm not cornholing him either, not my nature. That's too good for me. I need to see him beg for his life and get that look of desperation in his eyes (just like my peoples and her neighbors had last Tuesday) right before he dies.

So his anal choice is obvious.

AKL said...

wild arse! LOL. you didn't hit your head in the passed out pic did ya?

and how did you fit all that hair under the cap? very few still fit on my head with my natural hair. Let a sista know!

TheOneandOnlyInsanely said...

OMG now that gay ass picture.
I see what you are saying,my neighbor also told me the same thing. but still I pray for him.

I feel you on dude, I was about to say dude must like it in the ass then I mean he was dying to go back. So I take it dude is a little skinny ass nigga?

At least my son's father is huge, incredible Hulk huge. Scary huge, like you have to kill that high tolerant pain having nigga. So.......

Add me to yahoo messenger ok?

Hassan said...

aki: Very carefully.

InsaneInTheMembrane: All I ask is for you to understand. And yes, I got you on Yahoo IM...

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Anonymous said...

Umm Hasaan Im totaslly outdone...so where is ya girl at in those pics since u said it was a double date thingee?

Hassan said...

this was the day after Hallmark Day...

I was out with my peoples...

Nakeel said...

Damn those are very lovely pics... uuuh a bratha with a double date... where is the girl..

Anonymous said...

yeah where is the girl hassan?

Zesty said...

"notice the pinky fingers."

Classic. LMOA!

toneec42 said...

I like the pictorial! Funny! Yeah, how do you get all that hair under the hat? Need to know because I'm thinking about locs, but my hair is thick as Djimon Hounsou's accent (which I love) and I don't want to give up wearing my baseball caps.